Snake Logan’s origins are humble. He was the son of the demon god, Akbara, lord of destruction.Unlike the rest of Akbara’s offspring, Snake Logan was fortunate enough not to be eaten by his demon father. Snake Logan was to be rescued by a former Nazi scientist who had gone to hell but managed to come back to the surface after sacrificing his already damned soul for a peanut which he bargained to Satan for more time on earth.
For decades the scientist used Snake Logan as an experiment so he would embrace the throne of the lord of destruction. Snake Logan slowly mutated from a one headed green thing into a masculine manly man with a green top.
After several decades of mutilation and experimentation, Snake Logan escaped from the lab and learnt to speak the English language fluently while the scientist was away buying groceries.
For several decades, Snake Logan laid on the couch of his new girlfriend, Lucy. He enjoyed pizza a lot so he usually fell asleep in a lot of tomato sauce.
Sometimes Snake Logan and Lucy went on walks but she would have back spasms and would have to be marched at gunpoint or become unconscious to survive Snake Logan’s drunken wrath.
Snake Logan joins the CIA because, in his own words “The FBI is for commies and transvestites”.
Snake Logan’s gets a phone call from his CIA supervisor. Bio Menace 1 begins…
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