Though the game caused controversy when it was released sometime in the 1990s for its Nazi symbolism, it has become a favourite to imbecilic imbeciles and moronic morons alike. Both groups I can proudly say I am apart of.
Gameplay
You can jump, run, shoot, up, down, left and right your way throughout 33 unique levels!
Characters
Snake Logan
Not much is known about Snake Logan except that enjoys long meaningful walks and Nazi rallies.
Tom and Bill
Tom and Bill are hardworking police officers and the first characters the player encounters in the game. Tom and Bill are close, some say too close.
Lucy
The love of Snake Logan’s life. She and him have been married since their teen years. She also enjoy the occasional Nazi rally.
Pete
Pete is a distant cousin of Snake Logan. Some say he is anorexic but he denies it.
Max
A man who sleeps in the street. He wears the same clothes as Snake Logan so many assume that he is either a dedicated fan or a clone.
Enemies
Your main enemies are purple blobs, green blobs and robot blobs. The small purple blobs are the worst because the crawl on the ground and gather filth so then they attack Snake, he gets all dirty. The green blobs are not so bad but they tend to beat you up a lot, Snake was heavily bullied as a kid so these green blobs might be a reincarnation of his worst nightmares and experiences, you know, like in Silent Hill 2 or something. Robot blobs are annoying. Some are big, slow and shoot missiles with cute little parachutes. Others are small and bounce around. All enemies are deadly.
Storyline
The game has a deep storyline evolving Snake’s love for Lucy and his fetish for bondage. He encounters a tide up person on every level and he gets enjoyment by tickling them with a feather. Sometimes those people are men so if you have any objections to man love, do not play this game!
Events
A Nazi dinner party attended by Snake, Lucy, Pete and Max. Tom and Bill could not attend for they had previous engagements.
Snake Logan addressing a crowd of Nazis from a rooftop.
Conclusion
Politics aside, the game was very fulfilling.
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